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> be me
> playing dwarf fortress
> stumble upon and work with a number of random gems, possibly because i started at z=0
> traders' eyes turn to dollar signs as i gift them an inordinate amount of wealth
> migrant wave that would double my population hears about this
> (grim patron voice) hey everyone! get in here!
> as this happens a herd of stray water buffalo pass through my fort
> and i guess my hunter pisses them off or something?
> anyway 7 dead, 3 injured in water buffalo incident
> !dfwiki clean up blood !dfwiki tombs !dfwiki clean up corpses > (repeating to myself) losing is fun losing is fun losing is fun
> anyway the dwarves wanted ammunition and i have loads of copper bolts so another success there, probably gonna be another big migrant wave > and yup another migrant wave of the same size comes in
> simultaneously another trade caravan arrives
> and i guess the giant albatrosses that hang out here this time of year are pissed
> rip samuel taylor coleridge you would have loved what to see the amount of albatross blood and vomit i have to deal with > 1 dead, 6 injured, 3+ with massive trauma > but still
> can the wild animals give me like five minutes.


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