my EATINGS were SALTINES with OLESTRA. i also had a cup of PTISANE-- i have other INGESTA RESIANT, like TANKERS of RETSINA, but i find it NASTIER, rather than TASTIER. i brushed my teeth, finding the ARISTAE the RANKEST. this made me ANTSIER and ANGRIER, the IRATEST ever.
- she/her, they/them, sie/sie/ir, ask
dyke, poetess, games writer, &cet.
wow! this lesbian can pierce space and time!
if you can see this,
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posts from @bigstuffedcat tagged #jokes for an audience n<=3
also:
mathematicians talking in problems: let's play a zero-hidden-information, zero-sum game played on an n x n grid with torus-like wrapping. we will alternately place marbles on the grid, with the loser being the player who is unable to place the last marble. marble placement obeys the following rules,
mathematicians talking in real life: im going to make a pokerap for the sporadic groups
you've heard of 151 + Mewtwo but what about 26 + Tits