Just gunned down a sarcophagus on fight 1 of a completely unseeded brutal run
14 points: Add a sarcophagus
6 points: Big hitter (double pips on enemies' faces with 4+ pips already)
4 points: Fight 14 curse
4 points: Blank allied bottom faces
-7 points: Add a mage
Now I have a level 5 item going into fight 2, which I will almost certainly lose anyway because both this wolf and bee benefit from big hitter lmao