gf: its always off-putting, how much praise bobby fischer gets
me: (crying) no bobby no not that kind of minority attack
- she/her, they/them, sie/sie/ir, ask
dyke, poetess, games writer, &cet.
wow! this lesbian can pierce space and time!
if you can see this,
you have permission to message me on discord
My God, I've forgotten the motor horn! Now I shall have to write another symphony.
Cartoon satirizing Gustav Mahler's Sixth Symphony.
flirting with divine beings is sooo easy, all you have to do is start talking about numerology if you want to get that angel number
Ghoul Slather
Woman Dollop
The Stuff™️
Dr. Squalid's Strand Obliterator
Wet Resplendence 2nite
Frizzfuck Xtra Xtra
Darth Glob's Force-Feminizing Midichlorian Scrub
Comeliest Softquirt
Tresemmé GoJo
Inspector Fondue
Totino's GreaseMeNot
Dove Stimulating Hummus
Maude the Ripper's Bodifying Dermoplasm
Cinnamon Olive Chug
TopGrout for Men
Mike's Hard Pilar Slurry
Head Xor Shoulders
Garnier "Cancrine" Carcinizing Scalp Annealer
The Material™️
Pope'poo: Blessed Be Thy Mane
Follicle Slam
Axe Pyroclastic Blast
Druffhousin'
Peter's Gorgeous Residue
Neutrogena Dialectal Behavioral Therapeutic Shampoo
Cranium Cadoo
Oops! All Sulfates
Chuck Tingle
The Most Particular Substance™️
Mother's Thickest
Follicle Whack
I Can't Believe This Is Not Butter And Is In Fact Shampoo
Follicle Beset
Follicle Kill