• she/her, they/them, sie/sie/ir, ask

dyke, poetess, games writer, &cet.

wow! this lesbian can pierce space and time!


if you can see this,
you have permission to message me on discord

bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

every joint is a weakness. that's why i've created a new generation of supersoldier. behold his one continuous bone!


bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

to get the full effect of this one you have to imagine a guy with one continuous bone entering the room



masklayer
@masklayer

"Apart from the question of what sauces does Burger King have, the most asked query amongst foodies is what do these sauces exactly taste like."

-  Food Articles

micolithe
@micolithe

The buffalo is a bright orange creamy delight, with a spicy flavorful kick to it. It is one of the unique sauces offered by Burger King that is considered to be one of the innovative flavors.


bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

The phrase "1 pound = 16 ounces" first appears at the end of the fourth paragraph. Fourth. Out of thirteen plus an FAQ. (The number "sixteen" appears earlier, but is for some reason hedged with the word "typically".)

What a corrosion of dignity-- for the reader, and for the writer/editor/wherever-a-human-fits-into-the-process-of-SEO-writing-nowadays. How dishonest it is, to inflate the question "How many ounces in a pound?" into fifteen paragraphs plus an FAQ.



bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

look i know its passe to like Billy Collins or whatever. i'm willing to accept that even as a fan. but when he said that the average reader thinks the poet goes through their book of rhetorical devices and says "hmm, I think I would like to sprinkle in a line of polysyndeton here to further my Themes" i just look at the average article made For Writers with a title like "Five Ways to Use Narrative Dissonance To Make Your Character More Nuanced" and sigh


bigstuffedcat
@bigstuffedcat

ME: yeah so i agree with collins' "Introduction to Poetry" that you shouldnt beat a poem with a hose to find out what it really means, but in the defense of readers around the world it's hard to "press an ear up to its hive" or "drop a mouse into the poem and watch him probe his way out" you know? like ultimately it's okay to want or use systematic ways to read or write--

ANOTHER WRITER: Yeah so I need a good Hook to Engage My Readers while also Presenting The Preliminary Themes of the book. I think an instance of chiasmus could add musical effect while reflecting the upside-down logic of my hard magic system--

ME: put down that hose or so help me god