i forgot how useless twitter becomes when you go semi-viral lmao. i only have 900 retweets so far but my notifications counter is 20+ whenever i check it and therefore provides very little useful information. the best course of action is "close the tab"
by comparison, it was pleasant to go semi-viral by cohost standards by talking about pooping unicorns (which granted, is a factor of 100x less people, but still)
