Summons my personal AI like a holographic Bonzi Buddy on the countertop while I lean over the mirror to apply mascara.

Ry-ry, darling, have you completed the web scraping?

The two inch tall hologram of Ryan Gosling replies, Yes ma’am, I have found 1.287 million results on the tor network for “cursed 3am darkweb zaza”. However, as a large language model, I cannot condone the purchase or use of illegal substances.

Haughty chuckle Do not make me send you back to the baby shark characterai chatroom

Yes, Ma'am