(attaches dualshock controllers to my ears like earrings, hanging them by the analog sticks)
(begins shaking my head furiously)
[ELEPHANT TECHNIQUE: AURAL SLAYER OF PARADISE]

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(attaches dualshock controllers to my ears like earrings, hanging them by the analog sticks)
(begins shaking my head furiously)