blackle

blackle is a shark

also on the fediverse.

bsky: @blackle.bsky.social

all my crimes can be found with the tag #blackleposting

I'm a director at the Queer Computer Club in Toronto. I also run Suricrasia Online

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NOW ARRIVING AT
THE PEER-ASSISTED SHITPOST ACCELERATOR
The Peer-Assisted Shitpost Accelerator (PASA) is a new posting technology I am about to deploy on cohost. Traditionally, the rate at which shitposts can be safely blasted onto the timeline has been limited. Any faster than two posts per minute and shitposters frequently face the dreaded "blackle are you ok?" message from concerned mutuals.

PASA is a potential solution to sustainably increasing the shitposting throughput. To achieve this, PASA uses a novel social-approval based rate-limiting system. At the beginning of a shitposting session, the first post is made as usual. However, subsequent posts are only made if the most recent receives the trigger phrase as a comment. This signal may be able to gauge timeline viability before plopping the next shit.

In the coming experiment, the trigger phrase will be "POST MORE MOMMY!" I would like to preemptively apologize for this, I didn't have editorial control over the phrase. Ten high-caliber shitposts are currently chambered in my drafts list, and with your help we may be able to make shitposting history tonight.

In approximately ten minutes, I will fire the first shitpost onto the timeline. Please respond to the coming shitposts with the trigger phrase at your discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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