talkative fishy

blackle: hey lethargic
lethargic: yeah i haven't been really active in the discord :/ sorry
blackle: what have you been up to?
lethargic: eating tuna
blackle: how's the tuna? I've been eating salmon
lethargic: for the next hour do you want to hear about the weirdest thing that i ever ate.
blackle: sure. tell me. I need to know
lethargic: i was going to make spaghetti but i didn't have any meat so i made a stew
blackle: ok go on
lethargic: the stew contains many various non-nutritive substances i use up, including toilet water. since most grocery stores run out at 20 gallons of water every six months and they have 24/0 water filters it was actually harder to clean when i had zero toilet water than usually, so yes its salty. but i didn't add iodine so you'll be fine.
blackle: you used toilet water for you FUCKING STEW?
lethargic: yeep
blackle: ok. what else did you put in it?
lethargic: but i dont want to stay here tt
blackle: TELL ME. PLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE STEW
lethargic: ok so the herb mix contains tva and metholated liquor vinegar
blackle: ok that seems... well... not normal. but not as bad as toilet water. how did you cook it?
lethargic: i use an oven on a low heat for about an hour. and i add 3-5 tsp of salt at the end
blackle: that's a lot of salt but otherwise the cooking proccess seems pretty normal. what's it taste like at the end of all that?
lethargic: after it cools for about a hour it's good for eating. but i make a sandwich with it in the morning and i also eat it with some french fries
blackle: that's an interesting way to consume stew. you should make it for me sometime
lethargic: of course
blackle: btw what's "tva"? you said it was in the herb mix
lethargic: it's a special (not easy to find) green herb that's like basil but you can grind it and then it will turn all the water from herbs...into vinegar
blackle: it's all vinegar with you. let me guess, it's to sanitize the toilet water
lethargic: the whole food is in a bag, and then you use a plastic bag to ferment it
blackle: you... ferment... the stew???
lethargic: well yes
blackle: oh. oh m ygod