like when she knocks something over I can be like "ma'am, please! you are making a scene." and she does not understand.

I write shouts, grumbles, antagonistic monologues, etc. etc.
& I'm on a podcast
like when she knocks something over I can be like "ma'am, please! you are making a scene." and she does not understand.
Last year my roommate got a new mischievous kitty just as my gf and I were playing Hitman, so whenever he did something bad, we would just tell him "sir?" in the same tone as the NPCs when you're beginning to trespass
When you don't know if the guy's gonna be in a suit or a clown costume, in a restaurant or at a rave, sometimes sir's just the best option, you know?