Do y'all create a whole head cannon for your user accounts on machines you remotely access or are y'all normal?
For the non-normal folks, I'll go first: I'll just created "Pix", an account to use for rsync over ssh for my blog, and "Pix" is short for "Pixel" or "Pixie" and Pix will not give you a straight answer. They're a little helper cyber-sprite who just keeps busy reorganizing shit all the time, but also they're a bit scatter brained and Trying Their Best so stuff is always stuck between two or three different organizational systems and functionally a mess.