Absolutely fucking incredible that I'm almost pushing on 20 years old now and yet I've had such an insane timeline that I could have folk songs about me by this point. I swear to god, I am the main character.
I've gotten into my Origin Story here already, but it didn't stop there. Immediately afterwards, fuckin' PicsWNoContext gets hacked, posts their password and I swoop in like a masked vigilante, change the password myself, and get it back into the proper owner's hands. ...Jumping in on an off-and-on game of social deduction and infighting for the rest of it's lifetime, complete with multiple spinoffs claiming to continue the thing properly until every PicsWNoContext account was finally suspended in a blaze of light amusement and "Well, shit, that happened."
(And I have NO fucking idea where, exactly, Biggie Cheese fit into this timeline, but I know it does.. somewhere.)