me, busting through the wall kool-aid man style: I CAN MAKE DR PEPPER CRÈME PÂTISSIÈRE! DR PEPPER MILFS1!
my girlfriend: you're such a delightful little freak
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on milfs, see https://cohost.org/bobbi/post/107713-custard-slice-the-o
some day i will acquire ... steel mixing bowls ...
maybe even some day soon!
anyway i will find out in like 150 minutes if this worked but it is, at least, tasty already