a weird mixed side effect of getting medicated enough that i semi regularly take the utensils out of the drying rack and put them away is that sometimes i'll go to get a fork from the drying rack and there won't be any! and i'm like
“oh no the forks are gone no more forks”
and a little part of my brain that even vaguely remembers what's going on is like
“they're in the forks drawer you put them there”
and i'm like
“gone foreeeeeeeever”
and it's like
“you can ... you can just get out a new one they are about 3 feet away from you”
and i'm like
very solemnly “no, i'm pretty sure that is illegal 😔”
...
every day this happens