headline in my news feed: Green Day Sealed In A Cube And Forced To Play “American Idiot” Every Night For All Eternity As Punishment For Their Sins
my brain: [green day voice] 🎶 i don't wanna be an american idiot ... if i have to be an idiot could i at least be like belgian or something 🎶
me: what?
my brain: what
i think the headline was actually about them having a tour or something i'm not totally sure how being sealed in a cube was involved maybe it was just the marketing stunt eternal like in Utena