my phone: severe thunderstorm warning
me: go on?
my phone: in connecticut
me: [frantically googling "how to convincingly talk like you are in connecticut which is definitely actually where i am"]
a terrible gremlin with anxiety and more adhd than god. you might know me from that other place ... maybe
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please be normal to me. not like normal in general just like. ya know? yeah