bobbi

hi hello hi it's bobbles

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a terrible gremlin with anxiety and more adhd than god. you might know me from that other place ... maybe

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please be normal to me. not like normal in general just like. ya know? yeah


bobbi
@bobbi

having tens of thousands of accumulated unread emails in your inbox is good actually. it makes your email feel homey and lived in

at this point i generally have like 5 or 10 unread emails sitting in my inbox before i get around to clearing them out and it sucks! the email equivalent of your 3rd consecutive night in a discount business hotel!

i only even keep my inbox this clear because i have SUCCUMBED to PEER PRESSURE from NORMIES who think your inbox should look like a FREAKIN' APPLE STORE because i am MEEK and a PUSHOVER

editor's note: ok yeah maybe that's not really true except the inbox mostly clear part and the meek part and the peer pressure part. bobbi also keeps her apartment perennially cluttered to suppress the urge to take all the papers and make a comfy nest on the floor, and so she doesn't arrive home and get momentarily freaked out that she somehow took a wrong turn and ended up at a double tree so maybe take her opinions with a grain of salt, some citrus, and a garnish of parsley or cilantro. or whatever