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i thought about grabbing just "bolt" as my url on here but i feel like that will only invite further comparisons to the 2008 animated john travolta comedy
this is really funny considering how often ive seen people on twitter saying they miss forums. do you want more than one website or not?
I mean in a nonzero amount of these cases, no they don't really want more than one website. They either want a magical new website that is everything for them at all times, or they specifically want Twitter as it was in their early twenties and it still seemed new and cool.