It's connected to an array of other chairs that people poop in via tubes. The tubes are all interconnected with my neighbors' tubes in our collective poop, pee, and all sorts of other solids and fluids collaboration to make something bigger and greater than ourselves.
Nobody knows where it all ends up. They hide the operation deep underground. Someone is stealing it all, they know something we don't. The consequences can be dire if it's all going in the wrong hands.
