Have you considered getting an additional Christmas tree this year for your pets? I believe they deserve their own. The parakeets like to perch on it and do their little carols. They are mostly saying "you little shit"(thank you @prick), but they sound like little detuned radios, so I like to stretch my imagination they are participating in festivities. They also defecate quite a bit, which is a bit of a chore to clean up, but for a brief moment it looks like a beautiful dusting of snow.
I've branched out to include other Holiday traditions as well. We have a menorah, but for safety reasons we use an electric one. One of the cats crunched through all of the bulbs. The determination is truly inspiring.