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nsfw! minors kindly fuck off!
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almost certainly taller than you
24 years of age
like the staff won't fist-fight each other to slurp the Pavizi Schlongizi
You'd think so, but they do this so often that everyone just groans and draws straws. Nobody likes going to an early meeting that could've been an email, no matter the employee incentives. 🤣
shows what u know im on staff and we fist-fight over pavizi all the time.
Slaps down a job application Y'all are hiring right? OuO