the animal formerly known as switchback, aka the guy that posts blurry pictures of his cats, aka the guy who sometimes mistakes many objects that are not cats as cats (including 1000 foot ships, apparently). i'd been sitting on this name for a while cuz i wanted to use it and show some boontling love and then remembered that, oh yeah, i can do that now
you can call me boots or jack i guess, but never jackboots i will fucking chew those to shreds and shit them out