not only is the explicit and repeated pitch that this brand of food will let your dog live an incredibly long time, it's allegedly made by Burt Ward, who played Robin in the 60s Batman series?????
i'm not really awake yet and before i could truly grasp the entirety of what was going on here, i just saw "our daughter has had her best friend living with her for more than 20 years" first and sort of interpreted it as like, "our daughter is a lesbian but we don't know that word yet" and i was like good for her. i hope someday she gets to come out. it's weird they put that on the packaging
anyway this was a wild ride from start to finish
