hanky code enforcement

i unironically love that there's an insanely catchy bluegrass song about a really fat bear and almost every upload of it on youtube has at least one truther in the comments insisting that the song is actually about bigfoot and/or the dogman but johnny horton was censored by THE GOVERNMENT and told to make the song about a bear as if the government really cares that someone would make a goofy bluegrass song about bigfoot causing mischief in them there hills. come on lol