first day on tge job as dictaor first order of business: moths get to do whatever they want no matter what and u cant catch them in a cup about it

the spirit is weak. woe be the spirit. the body is weaker still. Siërra R
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ask me about horses
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first day on tge job as dictaor first order of business: moths get to do whatever they want no matter what and u cant catch them in a cup about it
catches u in a cup, turns on camera, tells the camera that I found u stuck in this cup and I will now free you poor lil thing, frees u, collects moth saviour money from dictator bureau of moths
....wait this doesn't work since you're the dictator
also I'm a moth as well
ok heck hang on imma come up with another scheme
thank u 4 freeing me . pls takethe entire contents of the national bank as thnaks
woah a piece of delicious cloth, a half full pack of fake nails and a pretty glowy girl under a bell jar!!! this is the best day of my life. ill take just the cloth tho cause the other things seem inedible
excelent choice;thats grade a genuine denim from the '49 gold rush
*click* gotcha >:)))))))cohost user @ politepigeon admits they love governemnt. 4k
yeah maybe you can make the feds believe that, get me taken off some lists or sth
second action as mothdictator of the world: delete all records of everything. we dont need em
oh sweet now I can celebrate your birthday every day. happy birthday :3