people say cowboy coding like its a bad thing. brother i live for the yee haw. i will NEVER learn what a container is

the spirit is weak. woe be the spirit. the body is weaker still. Siërra R
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ask me about horses
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people say cowboy coding like its a bad thing. brother i live for the yee haw. i will NEVER learn what a container is
code lookin like a spaghetti western motherfucker i am the stallion
a container is a cursed hammer that makes all applications appear to the wielder as nails
the dream i was promised with docker when it started gaining traction was "shared dependencies, with multiple versions existing with each other" but it turns out that dream fled to nix in 2016 and instead we get Oops, All Linux