i want a slower computer that is less efficient and has fewer functions thats built by people who are paid more to work less and im not joking

the spirit is weak. woe be the spirit. the body is weaker still. Siërra R
.
ask me about horses
.
i want a slower computer that is less efficient and has fewer functions thats built by people who are paid more to work less and im not joking
>apple
neither is slow enough. theyre too complex. too many functions. i need to start maining a rpi1 again
if you're worried about them being too fast you can pull out the heatsinks. as for functionality, don't worry, Mac OS and Chrome OS are basically useless.
wrt the rpi1, it's amazing how much that little bastard can do. my first PC was an rpi1 model B, ran Quake like a champ at 640x480.
they do way too much to successfully do nothing
i fucking love the rpi1. mine has a heatsink i attached to it by mixing thermal paste and epoxy lol. got it as a gift the year it came out. i set it up with one of those tiny keyboard trackpad things and a lil 360p composite backup cam inside a hollowed out book so i could hide it in my room and i watched the entirety of archer on it
I just used a stack of nickels as a heatsink on mine. don't know if it actually did anything.
I am crying at "pull out the heatsinks" hahaha, especially since that works to decrease efficiency too, hot chips generating more heat lol