there is nothing i am more torn on than tourists on the dc metro escalators. like yeah theyre the longest in the west, therye really fucking long and cool and they make a wonderful sound and i love riding them so i get it but like. the fuckin tourists man. god. move
also theyre in wheaton station which is i think the funniest part. it makes intrinsic sense to me that wil would share a name with some big ass escalators
guy reaches the top and says "wow"
yeah, i get it,, stand to the right ass hole
