Siërra R., "Botfly Mother "Inhaling The Sodium Vapors""

taco bell drive thru guy been lookin at me different ever since i pulled thru with the hottest scariest bitch he'd ever seen giggling at my jokes in the passenger seat

Angel, but her halo cuts too deeply.

Doll, but her limbs are stiff and near-immobile.

Moth, but with a strong sense of preservation.

Witch, but with a sense of loneliness.

4 track tape heads are on their way. operation Tape Loop Organ is a go

dril got a checkmark from unknown sources and he keeps changing his username to get rid of the checkmark, which keeps returning as if someone is manually putting it back on, so dril changes his username again

also people with twitter blue are hunted for sport and blocked en masse. they proceed to get very mad about this, and because blue checks are prioritized in the comments of tweets, it creates a positive feedback loop where it becomes very easy to block even more of them.

i have no idea how close to the end times we are but it's definitely super fucking funny

edit: ol musky is going to see this tweet and probably respond with a "haha" or other boomer response but on the inside he'll probably seethe. dude doesn't stand a chance against dril lol