a secret doomsday cult with the backing of big oil ...(cough)... ...ha!... got in bed with the suits but they can't hide that they ...heh heh... ...er... made a deal back in '68 with the dog track regulators ...ha!... and who wins? Them. Who loses? the biggest conspiracy of all. ...riiiiiiight... ...right under people's noses! ...heh heh...