the rodeo clown cartel and ...huh... that freaky hunchback girl who loves brains so much ...no, no, wait. I mean... my first cat Seymour who are merely the pawns of ...uh... the cows ...riiiiiiight... who are the puppet masters of ...yeah, yeah, yeah... that freaky hunchback girl who loves brains so much with the full blessing of ...er... foreign toy makers sold their soul to the squirrels and who wins? Them. Who loses? the biggest conspiracy of all. ...uhhhh...