boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the kid with the goggles with the full blessing of ...ho, ho!... my first cat Seymour assassinated the one man in their way... ...heh heh... and they obviously ...hmmmm... are controlled by the tuna canneries ...uh... in order to monopolize a religious artifact with supposedly unimaginable powers. ...(cough)... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... signed a secrety treaty with the analyticals, man and I know they ...uh... won't stop visiting me. ...ha!... and, let's just say for now that they ...(cough)... made a deal back in '68 with the tuna canneries ...huh... ...uhhhh...

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