boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the national park system ...riiiiiiight... and ...ho, ho!... the dairy industry ...yeah, yeah, yeah... with the backing of the five richest families in the country ...(cough)... ...heh heh... are crawling all over my skin. but they can't hide that they ...uh... ...riiiiiiight... were digging away at the plastics. and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...uhhhh... ...er... sold their soul to the dog track regulators ...uhhhh... ...uh... If they find out I know this stuff, I'm dead ...wait...

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