a secret doomsday cult ...huh... with the full blessing of ...riiiiiiight... the five richest families in the country with the backing of ...huh... the dog track regulators or else, maybe the pelicans ...ha!... and the analyticals, man ...ho, ho!... ...no, no, wait. I mean... the intelligencia made a deal back in '68 with the fluoride producers ...heh heh... because they want all of us. ...uhhhh... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...hmmmm... stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly, to discredit them. ...heh heh... ...ho, ho!...