boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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one of my nostril hairs ...er... who are the puppet masters of ...(cough)... the five richest families in the country with the full blessing of the psychowhatsits ...ha!... bit me all night so I couldn't sleep. and, let's just say for now that they ...uhhhh... ate a whole jar of olives with foreign toy makers ...uh... and who wins? Them. Who loses? the hanging udders. ...yeah, yeah, yeah... Can I really be the only person who sees this? ...what?...

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