Boyd Cooper

one of my nostril hairs who are the puppet masters of ...huh... the national park system ...er... are telling my location to the psychowhatsits and I know they ...hmmmm... are controlled by all those stupid crows ...yeah, yeah, yeah... and they obviously ...hmmmm... are doing the dirty work of those eggheads in their ivory tower ...uh... and, if I know anything, I know that they ...ho, ho!... are controlled by all those stupid crows because they want the whole sack of lies. ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... won't stop visiting me. but they can't hide that they ...uh... ...(cough)... signed a secrety treaty with those eggheads in their ivory tower so the people never find out about the rotundra. ...er... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...riiiiiiight... have been fixing oil prices... but they can't hide that they are telling my location to the cows ...ho, ho!... ...ha!... I mean, who do they think they're fooling? ...hmmmm...