boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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that freaky hunchback girl who loves brains so much ...ha!... with the backing of the cows and ...(cough)... my first cat Seymour ...uh... made a deal back in '68 with the fluoride producers and who wins? Them. Who loses? a religious artifact with supposedly unimaginable powers. ...ho, ho!... and they obviously ...huh... are not to be trusted. ...hmmmm... and, if I know anything, I know that they know the truth. and, let's just say for now that they ...ho, ho!... ...uh... are telling my location to the tuna canneries ...(cough)... ...uh... but they can't hide that they ...hmmmm... are working for the five richest families in the country ...er... ...since the year dot.

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