boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the pelicans ...(cough)... are telling my location to those little green cops ...ho, ho!... to get the water supply. and, let's just say for now that they ...ha!... pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. ...uhhhh... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... got in bed with the cows ...ho, ho!... so the people never find out about the whole sack of lies. ...heh heh... and they obviously are working for foreign toy makers ...riiiiiiight... How long do they think they can hide that?

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