boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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Hernando ...(cough)... or else, maybe the analyticals, man ...heh heh... ...no, no, wait. I mean... the president's brother with the full blessing of the dairy industry with the backing of the intelligencia ...hmmmm... or else, maybe ...uh... the milkman ...(cough)... in conjuction with ...hmmmm... those bermuda triangle sharks ...ho, ho!... who are merely the pawns of organised labor ...hmmmm... ...no, no, wait. I mean... ...uh... big oil who are the puppet masters of ...huh... the squirrels ...riiiiiiight... won't stop visiting me. I mean, who do they think they're fooling? ...okay, okay, but...

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