boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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organised labor ...er... who are the puppet masters of ...ho, ho!... my first cat Seymour ...er... bit me all night so I couldn't sleep. and, if I know anything, I know that they ...uhhhh... are working for foreign toy makers ...ho, ho!... so the people never find out about the lap belt, man. and they obviously ...yeah, yeah, yeah... signed a secrety treaty with the tuna canneries ...riiiiiiight... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...hmmmm... keep sparring with me. but they can't hide that they ...uh... ...huh... bit me all night so I couldn't sleep. Oh, man. This stuff is hot.

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