boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the intelligence community ...huh... who are the puppet masters of ...heh heh... the cows signed a secrety treaty with those bermuda triangle sharks ...huh... in order to monopolize my hooch. ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...uhhhh... bit me all night so I couldn't sleep. ...no, no, no, no... and I know they ...heh heh... ...ho, ho!... bought votes to protect foreign toy makers ...heh heh... ...huh... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...er... are working for the dog track regulators ...riiiiiiight... ...heh heh...

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