that guy with the eyepatch and foreign toy makers with the backing of ...riiiiiiight... a secret doomsday cult or else, maybe the suits in conjuction with ...uh... the milkman ...uhhhh... who are merely the pawns of ...er... the dairy industry ...huh... ...no, no, wait. I mean... the doctors back at the clinic ...ha!... who are merely the pawns of ...(cough)... the squirrels ...riiiiiiight... ...hmmmm... pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. How long do they think they can hide that?