boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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those bermuda triangle sharks ...ha!... in conjuction with ...ho, ho!... the cows pretty much control everything. and, if I know anything, I know that they are doing the dirty work of the five richest families in the country ...yeah, yeah, yeah... and they obviously ...heh heh... are telling my location to those little green cops ...yeah, yeah, yeah... in order to monopolize the biggest conspiracy of all. ...(cough)... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... went to the prom with all them haters and, let's just say for now that they got in bed with all those stupid crows so the people never find out about the whole sack of lies. ...hmmmm... If they find out I know this stuff, I'm dead ...no, no, no, no...

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