that little fat kid with the bunny ...ha!... ...no, no, wait. I mean... a secret doomsday cult ...(cough)... who are merely the pawns of the fluoride producers ...uh... in conjuction with the squirrels ...(cough)... or else, maybe ...ha!... organised labor with the full blessing of ...hmmmm... those little green cops with the backing of ...(cough)... that freaky hunchback girl who loves brains so much ...ho, ho!... stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly, to discredit them. ...er... ...ha!... ...(cough)...