boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the five richest families in the country ...ha!... who are the puppet masters of ...ho, ho!... foreign toy makers ...uh... stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly, to discredit them. and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they got in bed with the tuna canneries all in a big fight over the A.M tenderizer. and, if I know anything, I know that they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... went to the prom with those bermuda triangle sharks ...ho, ho!... ...uh...

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