boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the kid with the goggles ...ha!... who are merely the pawns of ...hmmmm... the fluoride producers ...yeah, yeah, yeah... are controlled by the tuna canneries ...ha!... but they can't hide that they ...(cough)... ...heh heh... sold their soul to the analyticals, man ...uhhhh... ...yeah, yeah, yeah... and they obviously ...(cough)... are controlled by the cows to keep down the A.M tenderizer. ...ho, ho!... and, if I know anything, I know that they ...er... ate a whole jar of olives with the dog track regulators ...(cough)... in order to monopolize the lap belt, man. Can I really be the only person who sees this? ...yeah, yeah, yeah...

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