boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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the dairy industry in conjuction with the fluoride producers ...er... went to the prom with the doctors back at the clinic ...uh... to get all of us. ...ha!... and, if I know anything, I know that they ...er... ...(cough)... signed a secrety treaty with the tuna canneries in order to monopolize the hanging udders. ...ha!... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...ho, ho!... ...uh... were digging away at the plastics. ...okay, okay, but... and they obviously ...heh heh... ...uh... are controlled by the cows ...riiiiiiight... to get a clean-burning, perpetual energy source. and, if I know anything, I know that they ...huh... ...(cough)... bit me all night so I couldn't sleep. ...uh... ...no, no, no, no...

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