boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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some sort of power, you know ...ho, ho!... with the full blessing of ...yeah, yeah, yeah... foreign toy makers ...ho, ho!... who are the puppet masters of the intelligencia ...uhhhh... ...uh... are telling my location to the suits ...uhhhh... because they want the A.M tenderizer. ...ho, ho!... and, let's just say for now that they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...huh... keep sparring with me. ...what?... and I know they ...uhhhh... are doing the dirty work of the pelicans all in a big fight over a clean-burning, perpetual energy source. ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ate a whole jar of olives with those little green cops ...ho, ho!... ...uhhhh... ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...since the year dot.

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