boydcooper

I am not the Milkman. I'm the guard

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Hernando and ...huh... those eggheads in their ivory tower ...uhhhh... went to the prom with the analyticals, man ...yeah, yeah, yeah... to get the biggest conspiracy of all. ...huh... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...ho, ho!... pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. ...hmmmm... and I know they ...(cough)... ...ha!... signed a secrety treaty with those eggheads in their ivory tower ...huh... in order to monopolize the innocents. and, if I know anything, I know that they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ate a whole jar of olives with all them haters ...ha!... to keep down the rotundra. ...ho, ho!... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...riiiiiiight... are telling my location to the doctors back at the clinic ...uh... but they can't hide that they ...uhhhh... made a deal back in '68 with those little green cops ...huh... ...riiiiiiight... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they are working for the psychowhatsits and they obviously ...hmmmm... ...huh... ate a whole jar of olives with the squirrels ...hmmmm... ...(cough)... I mean, who do they think they're fooling? ...okay, okay, but...